Jaeson Rosenfeld, Karaoke Fanatic and Conversion Van Owner

His illustrious career includes stints as a Chinese food delivery driver (one day), door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman (4 weeks), telemarketer (3 months), and secretary (3 months). His lifelong dream is to own a Japanese style Karaoke bar and to wander from room to room singing Glam rock ballads to unsuspecting patrons. Many of those patrons voluntarily chose to accompany his ballads with raised, swaying lighters.

Anthony DiMaggio, Administrator of Artistic Justice

Darby Rosenfeld, Chief Supplier of Cool Ideas and Pizza

When not thinking up business ideas to embarrass friends, Darby divides her time between her vocation as an Oscar Meyer weinermobile groupie and training her three dogs to act out scenes from Monty Python. Aside from dealing with large orders and corporate customers, her duties at Whoopass headquarters include ensuring a steady supply of pizza, beer, and pudding snacks and serving as the chairwoman of the remote control oversight committee.