Aaargh! What do I get them for Christmas?

Aaargh! What do I get them for Christmas?

You know one of the biggest flaws in the Santa Clause Story? It’s not the flying reindeer. Nor is it him visiting 5500 children a second if he’s supposed to visit all the world’s children in one night. It isn’t even that he’ll have to eat 150 billion calories (which puts even my Christmas binge eating to shame). It’s how he’s ever supposed to select the right present for each and every child.

I mean, seriously. Every time I have to buy something for my family I end up tearing out clumps of hair. And there are only 15 of them, not 1.5 billion. How has the stress not killed him yet? Sometimes I feel like eating 150 billion calories just to deal with the Christmas shopping!

Are you struggling with the same problem? Then maybe I can help. I’ve got some ideas you might like. Now, I want you to imagine me doing jazz hands as I say this. You ready? Bobbleheads. Continue reading

Let Your Father Know He’s Your Hero And Other Father’s Day Ideas

My dad has a man cave. It’s a place where my mom fears to tread with any kind of cleaning tool. For when she does try to clean there then whatever my father can’t find afterward will be her fault. And as he sometimes struggles to find his nose with his hands, that is a serious danger.
 
One result of this is the precarious piles of electronics and tools scattered about which slowly migrate around the room. Like sand dunes in a windy desert. A second one is that we never know what kind of present to buy him. You don’t know how often we’ll think we’ve gotten him the perfect gift, only to find out that in some pile he’s already got some better version that he never uses. (I have no idea why always feels he needs to point that out).

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Happy Mother’s Day! Enter to Win a Free Bobblehead for a Special Mom in Your Life

Happy Mother’s Day! While you (hopefully) already have your flowers picked out, card written, special dinner planned, or some other way to tell the moms in your life they’re special and you appreciate them, we’ve got one more way to commemorate the day. Win her a free bobblehead customized to look like her, personalized with all the accessories that makes her special to you! Continue reading

6 Mother’s Day Gift Ideas For That Fun And Quirky Mom

“Maybe I should just get her something for the kitchen,” You mumble, even as you’re disgust by yourself for thinking it. She’s your mom, not your cook! She deserves more than some unimaginative pot or coffee maker. Besides, you already got her that toaster last year. At the same time, you muse, a new appliance is better than a card and some flowers, right?

Yeah, but not by much – and there isn’t much room in the attic for another gift she won’t use. Continue reading

Getting Married in 2017? Personalized Groomsmen Gifts for the Wedding Party

Wow, are weddings tough things to plan! If you’re going through that, then our hats off to you. We thought running Whoop Ass Enterprises was hard, but that doesn’t hold a candle to planning a wedding.

I mean, there is just so much that you’ve got to decide. There’s the cake, the floral decorations, the location, the wedding list, who sits where (for heaven’s sake, don’t put Aunty Liz next to Stew!) and, of course, all the gifts. Continue reading

Celebrate National Bobblehead Day by Making a Bobblehead of Yourself

January 7th is national bobblehead day! It might not make every single calendar produced, and you may not get the day off for it (although you probably do this year since it’s a Saturday), but it’s still a pretty deal to us. We think of it like an extra birthday.

The day was developed by the National Bobblehead Hall of Fame Museum in 2015, and we’re on to our third year of celebration now.

Looking for a cool way to celebrate? Get started with a custom bobblehead doll to add to your collection. Take a picture for #nationalbobbleheadday this year and send it to on us on Facebook and Twitter to join the celebration.

Unique Fantasy Football Trophies – Custom Fantasy Football Bobbleheads

Football season is great. The beer, the wings, the pizza, the hanging out with friends and screaming at the television on Sunday afternoons. And with fantasy football, you get to scream at things all day, rather than just while your favorite team is playing. These days, we’re often guilty of getting more excited when our fantasy football players score than when our favorite team does.
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Election 2016 – Win a Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump Bobblehead!

Election season can be a trying time in American society. Screaming at televisions, ripping up newspapers, and testing friendships, those party dynamics often seem like anything but a party. But we’re here to relieve all that with fun bobbleheads of your favorite, or least favorite (there don’t seem to be many luke-warm opinions this year), presidential candidate in bobblehead form!

Now that the presidential debates are over and we’re in the home stretch of election season, we’ll be giving away these two beauties!

So how can you get your hands on a bobblehead? Share a picture of these bobbleheads and use the hashtags #trumpbobble or #hillarybobble to automatically enter into a drawing for your very own Trump or Hillary bobblehead (use the hashtag of the bobblehead you want)! You can use the hashtag on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram to enter!

Oh, and please keep it friendly. Remember you’ll be winning the candidate that you mention in your hashtag, so keep it friendly and positive! There’s plenty of trash talk all around already, so let’s keep it to reasons that inspire us to vote. How does your favorite candidate inspire you?

Enter by 10/31. Winner will be announced on November 1st.

Father’s Day Gifts – 5 Unique Custom Bobbleheads for Your Favorite Dad

Have you thought about what to give your father or husband for Father’s Day? By now he must have his closet full of neckties and cuff links from previous holidays. Why not make it special this year by getting him a customized bobblehead of himself? There are so many options to choose from!

 

100% Customized Bobblehead

From head to toe you can customize a Bobblehead likeness of your father as a gift. You can customize your dad’s Bobblehead to include his favorite watch, the shirt he always wears, the TV remote, or anything else that reminds you of him. Just send a photo of your dad to use as inspiration for his very own bobblehead doll and leave the rest to the professionals! If you want to be sure of those extra details, you can talk to a customer service representative so your Bobblehead will look exactly how you want it to.

Custom Bobblehead

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Unique Gifts for Coaches – Personalized Bobblehead Dolls!

Are you looking for a special gift for your coach? Celebrating a great victory after a hard-earned match? Have you ever considered getting your coach a personalized Bobblehead of himself/herself? Well you should! Personalized Bobbleheads are awesomely unique gifts that you can’t just find anywhere.

Coach Bobblehead Front

Coach Bobblehead Front

Coach Bobblehead Back

Coach Bobblehead Back

Coaches are often very special people in the lives of young people, serving both as mentors and role models as well as friends. Their passion for sports and seeing people reach their potential is admiral and worthy of recognition. And usually, they’re a lot of fun too.

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