2020 Christmas & Holiday Season Shipping Schedules

It’s been a strange year, but whether you’re celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, or just having families and friends in your life, it’s the time of year where we’re all buying gifts. And it’s important you receive everything on time! We want to make sure your bobblehead arrives before Christmas, so here’s when you need to order by in order to receive your bobblehead by December 24th:

November 15 – Free Shipping

November 30 – $39 Shipping (3-4 weeks)

December 10 – $99 Shipping (2 weeks)

December 15 – $199 Shipping (2-3 days)

You’ll find these shipping options available when checking out.

Have your gift exchange or celebrating a holiday on a different date? Let us know and we’ll make sure it gets there on time! Email us at info@whoopassenterprises.com or call (206) 809-1356 to coordinate your order delivery.

Happy Holidays and Happy New Year from everyone here at Whoopass Enterprises!

Aaargh! What do I get them for Christmas?

You know one of the biggest flaws in the Santa Clause Story? It’s not the flying reindeer. Nor is it him visiting 5500 children a second if he’s supposed to visit all the world’s children in one night. It isn’t even that he’ll have to eat 150 billion calories (which puts even my Christmas binge eating to shame). It’s how he’s ever supposed to select the right present for each and every child.

I mean, seriously. Every time I have to buy something for my family I end up tearing out clumps of hair. And there are only 15 of them, not 1.5 billion. How has the stress not killed him yet? Sometimes I feel like eating 150 billion calories just to deal with the Christmas shopping!

Are you struggling with the same problem? Then maybe I can help. I’ve got some ideas you might like. Now, I want you to imagine me doing jazz hands as I say this. You ready? Bobbleheads. Continue reading